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My friends asked what I see in you... I told them ME !

My friends asked what I see in you. I told them ME !

Bahaha gonna be true for my future husband that's for sure :)

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

some know what this means .....

I'm not upset it's Monday. I'm upset I have to change out of my pajamas and put a bra back on.

lol... i was trying to see where the "fart" came in, then i realized it was the "f word".  bahahahaha

i was trying to see where the "fart" came in, then i realized it was the "f word".

I would actually look forward to Mondays

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

Hate oatmeal raisin cookies. If you're going to have a cookie, why put oatmeal and raisins in it?!

Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

I feel like this sometimes when a table is particularly horrible.

This is funny but true.( excuse the last word) Or my gut! b/c my last job would have made me look anorexic!

lmfao! Oh my exes regret it, that is why they STILL try to get at me after all these years. Answer is still NO but keep amusing me lol

I'm anxious for the day you realize I was the complete package after you have moved on to dog-faced uneducated girls who can't give you a damn thing!

This will forever be my mantra. Until I get a tattoo.....which I have been looking at..so I will have to change my mantra. But for now, this is it! :)

My Favorite Prank that I ever Did Pull

Just sayin.) When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them "Would you put bumper stickers on a Ferrari?