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Sorry, son. Your brain's not wired to handle more than one task at a time. That's just one of the many ways girls are better than boys.

HAHA, my husband tells my son this all the time! I am telling the truth.

i.e. sirius black, christian grey, etc

sirius black, christian grey, etc

Most of th time its trying to decide if Ishould have sweets :D

No wonder I have trouble getting to sleep some nights.

I once went to see a comedian and I sat in the front row. Still wearing size 54" waist pants -- with suspenders -- from a previous bit, he decided to rap, making up lyrics with audience member names. He called on me first, said, "Oh shit" and then rapped this: "I met a girl and her name was Stephanie. We made whoppee. This was all that was left of me." That was the best I'll ever get.

Free, Thanks Ecard: It sucks i have such a white girl name, I'll never get a shout out in a rap song.

I must have misunderstood... I thought I was single lol!

Oh, you're mad that I went out & acted single? Sorry, I must have misunderstood the millions of times you said you didn't want to be in a relationship with me!

Blaaablaa

"That face you make when the person you hate is talking". or the face you make when you don't hate them but they are telling you the same thing again and again.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Sometimes I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it. - ALL...OF...THE...TIME!

Funny Workplace Ecard: Sometimes I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it. So True. Kids tell me they do this all the time.

Daddy's little girl

Girls now and then

I drink like my father, and still cook like my mother. (My dad doesn't really drink but it sounded good LOL)

So true. If you don't want to be a part of my kids life, don't! But don't make them a part of your life when it's convenient for you!

So true. If you don't want to be a part of my kids life, don't! But don't make them a part of your life when it's convenient for you. Sadly I know several ppl that should be more involved in my kids lives.

20 Great "Golden Girls" Comebacks

20 Great "Golden Girls" Comebacks

20 Great "Golden Girls" Comebacks, I love the GG

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