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Grass isn't always greener...

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

Can you give me a minute? I'm looking for a fuck to give.

Some people let their kids run wild and cause others to want to throttle them. People, teach your kids some manners! You're supposed to be raising kids, not dogs.

guess so

don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.my promise to my future children

Baahahahaha!

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

Lmao...kiss my ass cuz you can't compete on even the most basic level #psycho #cuntessa

SomeEcards : How to make your own e-cards in seconds AND it's hilarious !!

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Just admit it, all any woman wants in life is to do Christian Grey-ish things to the entire cast of Magic Mike.

this is not always a good thing, as i've learned over the years - but i just can't stop.

(Too bad intelligent is spelled wrong) LOL I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. Its a public service really.

Bahahaha. That's great!! Hey you. Mr. Impatient Ecard

Save the Whining for your Momma

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Sexy monkey s*** fights at the zoo that were better organized in this f****** job

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