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Dear spammer: - I have a name. And it’s not “hi”...

Dear spammer: - I have a name. And it’s not “hi”...

A gem submitted by my friend Anjlee Bhatt! :-) This pitch is terrible for three reasons: - It feels very impersonal. - The recipient’s name is in red - Apparently, copying and pasting left the spammer...

A gem submitted by my friend Anjlee Bhatt! :-) This pitch is terrible for three reasons: - It feels very impersonal. - The recipient’s name is in red - Apparently, copying and pasting left the spammer...

A spammer suffering from split personality?

A spammer suffering from split personality?

The day I started hearing Simon Cowell in my head...

The day I started hearing Simon Cowell in my head…

The day I started hearing Simon Cowell in my head...

Two for the price of one in my Facebook inbox today. You have to admit that these spammers indirectly begged to be featured on this blog. ;-)

Two for the price of one in my Facebook inbox today. You have to admit that these spammers indirectly begged to be featured on this blog. ;-)

Dear spammer, Creativity is not your forte. Please go back to spamming school. Sincerely, Bad.Pitches.Period.

Dear spammer, Creativity is not your forte. Please go back to spamming school. Sincerely, Bad.Pitches.Period.

The future of the world summed up in one Tweet... LOL

The future of the world summed up in one Tweet... LOL

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