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Sweetie your mommy is a stripper so I doubt you'll need to understand any of this anyways.

The Sweet Simple Life

An entry from The Sweet Simple Life

When I ask, 'How's your sandwich?' I really mean, 'Can I have a bite of that?'

When I ask, 'How's your sandwich?' I really mean, 'Can I have a bite of that?

If this applies to my pinterest and you love Jesus...maybe you should smile and wink at me next time.  :)

Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)

'I have a feeling we should kiss.' 'I sometimes I have a feeling I should do crystal meth then I think 'Mmm, bettern not'. -Pitch Perfect (cant wait to see this!

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