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A real woman NEVER lets her man leave the house HUNGRY or HORNY.

Funny Confession Ecard: I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Funny Confession Ecard: if you tell me to relax one more time, im going to flip the fuck out.

Lol i like some ombre styles but this is true Funny Confession Ecard: Ombre hair isn't a new style. When I rocked it we called it roots.

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Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry. So true!

This could happen...or not!

I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it. Then I could have my art studio and create things all day long and have my dream shop!

When it comes to your life, there are times you really wish you could just go away and leave it for a while. You'd like to escape and not have to deal with it anymore. But the alternative, death, seem

Sleeping is Like Being Dead Without the Commitment

Thanks to Pinterest when I win the lottery I'll be prepared to show my new real estate agent, stylist, and personal chef exactly what I want.

when I win the lottery I'll be prepared to show my new real estate agent, stylist, and personal chef exactly what I want.

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes.

Oh my gosh. STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!! This is magical and makes me smile. I'm not the only one!

Funny Workplace Ecard: My resume is just a list of things I really never want to do again.

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