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Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 79 Pics

modern poetry: roses are dead, violets are fine, this day sucks balls, I really love wine!

square dancing

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

Douche...lol

Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. Yep Steve is an asshole cheats on his live in girlfriend and talks bad about his ex wife.

~KK

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about

:) luke bryan. lol.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

Drilled into me by my parents - it's my biggest pet peeve! Can't stand sitting near loud eaters!

This is my absolute biggest pet peeve without a doubt. I HATE hearing people eat.

Ha! Me lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

I rarely say something that's not hilarious. Lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: I usually laugh at my own texts before I send them because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

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