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that's usually how it goes..

Just STFU

Friend: "Hey, remember when you had a crush on - " Me: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

I Think It Was discount For Beautiful Women Day

Funny pictures about Pick up line level genius. Oh, and cool pics about Pick up line level genius. Also, Pick up line level genius.

Oh this is happening

Small Mustache Vinyl Decal Perfect for Electrical Outlet. SAFETY NOTE: If you have small kids, you probably don't want to draw their attention to the electrical outlets.

Terrible because 11 year old broken hearts did hurt so bad but how terrible was it really?!

For real, 11 year olds with "it's complicated" as their relationship status?

whoa man cool your tits. Destress your breasts. Soothe your boobs. Give that chest a rest. Hakuna your tatas. Undo the Calamity that is is your mammaries. Adjust your bust before it combusts. Don't have a rack attack. - Google Search

fat-little-virgin: “ wickedlywenchy: “ “ Alternative phrases to “calm your tits” ” Hakuna your tatas……love that one! ” Don’t have a rack attack lol ”

sounds like me!

'Damn You Autocorrect' Exposes 10 Funniest Love Fails

so me. people think I did stuff I didn't because I can't stop laughing when I find whatever was done funny and actually I am bummed mad I didn't think of doing it.

Everything in moderation

It's "Put your clothes back on, Channing Tatum". Without the comma Channing is wearing other peoples' clothes.

Peggy is a whore. Valentine's Day

15 Vintage Valentine Cards with Funny Messages - vintage cards, funny valentine cards

Peggy is a whore. lol, I got this from my friend via email. I lmao. Peggy had many valentine car-: 15 while only had one., Peggy is a where. "Viola doesn't swallow" what are You looking over here for there are green buttons to press

kurt cobain is better than justin bieber | you say justin beiber is better than kurt cobain well people actually ...

you say justin beiber is better than kurt cobain well people actually like kurt's music

Willy Wonka is a rather condescending fellow. Willy Wonka shares a few truths about life in a condescending way in this hilarious Willy Wonka meme picture collection.

Lol

I don't need an Elf on a Shelf to motivate my kid to behave this time of year. I've got a Belt on a Shelf, and it's motivation the whole year through. This is very true here however we still do the elf just because it's fun and I love CHRISTMAS MAGIC!

I used to have this conversation with Tex. Only I was usually the one doing the asking.

Ha, I HATE HATE HATE people constantly asking me what's wrong or why I'm upset when I am in a perfectly great mood! My pet peeve.upsets me everytime :O

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