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I have PMS & GPS, which means I am a bitch and I will find you. Haha I laughed so hard

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.my promise to my future children

I don't want to be a grown up anymore. It's not nearly as much fun as it was supposed to be.

When your a kid all you want to do is grow up.then when you grow up all you want is to be a kid again. Life is soooo much easier when your a kid!

Lord help me, I got another Kohl's 30% today...

Lord help me, I got another Kohl's today & Kohl's Cash I've gotta use before it expires!

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one.

so, never piss a girl off... HAHAHA let me know when that day comes because I won't be alive

Sometimes its nice for a girl to feel superior especially when your a young adolescent who feels alone. I think this image is funny and doesn't bring down women of all ages for having a period.

I've gotta admit that while I'm not perfectly happy being this fat, I DID enjoy every bite of the way.

cyndi lauper claims that "girls just wanna have fun." pfft please, girls just wanna eat without getting fat.