"Eating dried noodles again? Trust me, anime ain't getting any realer because of it." "Oh my, buying all those chocolate bunnies for your kid? Prepare to get a salad-crazed rabbit in a few years." "You know that thing will make you night hell, don't you? Fine, fine, just checking." "... okay, this is the third week I've seen you buy pasta so COME HERE AND LET ME PET YOU YOU LONELY THING!"
I love this! The way Remus tries to be polite but insulting, the way Sirius doesn't care what Snape thinks, the way James tries to be polite but then ruins it, and finally the way you can tell that Peter would be whimpering at Snapes feet if this was happening in person :3