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I always get these confused. I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables, but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts.

We hate everyone funny quotes quote bitch hate funny quotes girl quotes @Meg Christensen bahahaha!!

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

OMG!  Too funny!!!

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

Wasn't that just so sweet of you to post that picture of us together where you looked like you were from Next Top Model and I looked like I was from the Walking Dead.Totally.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Wasn't that just so sweet of you to post that picture of us together where you looked like you were from Next Top Model and I looked like I was from the Walking Dead

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"I'm at the 'What can I make with green beans and cake mix?' stage of needing groceries" ecards

I just wish I could get through to my Mom just what carbs are!

And still lose weight. If you can't go the rest of your life without eating carbs then don't try it to lose weight. The second you put carbs the back into your diet the weight will come right back. It's not what you eat it's how much you eat.

Even at 5'9" I'm too short!

I think giving baby a sip of beer is funny so lay off me!!!! - Page 21

that's what my BMI chart said last year in health when we looked at our charts.im too short but im the perfect weight

Yep lol ps if you see me running don't ask why just join me cause something bad is about to happen

How I think I look when I run. How I actually look: Just kidding, I never actually run but if you see me running.it's because we are all about to die!

This summer I certainly wasn't "bikini ready" but I'm happy to report this Fall my body is 100% "poncho ready!"

This summer I certainly wasn't "bikini ready,"but I'm happy to report this Fall my body is totally "poncho ready!

Oh youre sick and really weak? Here, tear open this steel package for medicine. funny but true!

"Oh you're sick and really weak? Here, tear open this steel package for medicine. " OMG Seriously so hard to open!

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Free and Funny News Ecard: 2 of my fb friends got married this weekend and 9 posted pictures of their babies. I slept in all weekend and didn't have a use for pants on Sunday. I win.

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

basically.

My life

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

Didn't sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done.

Didn't sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done. Every night.

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Funny Seasonal Ecard: I love that first warm day of the season, when you can step outside in your shorts and feel the Spring breeze through your leg hair. Ew, so true.

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