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No, I don't do PDA, unless PDA stands for Public Displays of Awesomeness, then yes, I PDA all day long.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

Just "tipsy"

Funny Reminders Ecard: Stop telling me drinking ain't cute. I ain't trying to be cute, bitch. I'm trying to get drunk.

Someecards wine

I'd have to replace wine with murder. This actually made me laugh out loud and almost spit out my drink.

My new business venture. Lol

that's not a bad idea lol;

Happy Birthday, you skinny bitch. And I mean that in the best possible way. drink it up %3C3

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreze.

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Apparently I've been doing yoga everyday for a long time and didn't even know it!

My favorite yoga pose is the Whatever-The-Sanskrit-Word-For-Nap.

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