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One response to the P&G layoff.   Dilbert comic as a BONUS

One response to the P&G layoff. Dilbert comic as a BONUS

Boss: I'm getting wildly different estimates for how long it will take to write the software. Dilbert: Based on my experience, I say take the longest estimate and multiply it by three. Boss: Is experience exactly the same as pessimism? Dilbert: Experience is much worse.

Boss: I'm getting wildly different estimates for how long it will take to write the software. Dilbert: Based on my experience, I say take the longest estimate and multiply it by three. Boss: Is experience exactly the same as pessimism? Dilbert: Experience is much worse.

Programming Environment - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-01-02 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Programming Environment - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-01-02 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Dilbert: All of our options lead to doom. The only thing we can control is who we blame. Boss: That sounds about right. Except for the "we" part.

Dilbert: All of our options lead to doom. The only thing we can control is who we blame. Boss: That sounds about right. Except for the "we" part.

Boss: Can you get me more details on the financial projections? Dilbert: Sure. I wrote an app that generates random numbers, just in case you asked for them. Boss: 17, 4, 962... Yes, this looks about right.

Boss: Can you get me more details on the financial projections? Dilbert: Sure. I wrote an app that generates random numbers, just in case you asked for them. Boss: 17, 4, 962... Yes, this looks about right.

The Dilbert Strip for May 25, 2012. I may adopt this as part of our training for new hires

The Dilbert Strip for May 25, 2012. I may adopt this as part of our training for new hires

AI And 3D Printing - beware of what's possible? Dilbert by Scott Adams

AI And 3D Printing - beware of what's possible? Dilbert by Scott Adams

The Thing I Value Most

The Thing I Value Most

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Don't Want To Set A Precedent - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-06-06 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Don't Want To Set A Precedent - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-06-06 | Dilbert by Scott Adams