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:) wine please
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what is up with the WINE? why does everyone drink wine? are you all closet alcoholics who feel better about drinking wine because it's "classy" for a woman? hmmm Everyone knows wine is how classy people get wasted!

a good man vs. a glass of wine. a good man does that too! And BETTER!

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world.oh, sorry.that's wine . wine does that . (and some men can too!

I don't drink but I still thought this was funny. Maybe we could replace choclate for the wine.

:) wine please

:) wine please

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fact! or cleaning before you have a house full of company!pick up before --Heaven knows you have to clean after!!
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Really it should say cleaning house while you have kids living at home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing. I clean while they sleep and in the morning it only takes a few minutes for it to look like I never cleaned.

Since the birthday of our son 2 days ago, I'm still cleaning the house. He's got so many presents, it is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing here, hihihi.

Ain't it the truth and it's not just the kids (husband?

fact! or cleaning before you have a house full of company!pick up before --Heaven knows you have to clean after!!

fact!  or cleaning before you have a house full of company!pick up before --Heaven knows you have to clean after!!
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White butterfly bridal shower | Chickabug
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Very True! Do this all the time, this is a cute outfit, but I can't wear it on a Tuesday! So I take it off and make it a Friday outfit. If I don't, then I end up wearing a Monday dress on a Saturday night.

So true! When I'm in front of my closet picking an outfit there's a list of questions.one of them "Is today worth this outfit?

I also won't wear new clothes unless I know I will have time to do my hair and make-up. Like it's a first date for my shirt or something.

fashion is art you live your life in / sad but true on imgfave

White butterfly bridal shower | Chickabug

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i wish i had a patio.
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Funny pictures about I'm an outdoors person. Oh, and cool pics about I'm an outdoors person. Also, I'm an outdoors person.

dictionary art print - Doesn't describe me , lol [very rarely drink] but it made me chuckle - and I do know some who it WOULD describe.

dictionary art print - via Etsy. Also, great idea in general for wall decor.

Not drunk, per se, but patios, decks & bodies of water are my ideal outdoors!

i wish i had a patio.

i wish i had a patio.
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Of Course
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Sarcasm and Wine quotes quote girly quotes funny quotes humor

Actually kids for the sugar spice and everything nice and add a pinch of tantrum and the adults for sarcasm wine and everything fine. Yes it's true!

Which is not to say I don't have a little sugar and spice too.but I definitely have the sarcasm and wine ;

hahahahaha this is cool as shit. Sarcasm Wine Fine Everything needed to make things grand.

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In fact, my dryer doubles as an iron. Especially with the addition of a Mr Steamy!
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Oh my gosh! This is so me! I've been known to restart the dryer many times for the same load!

I don’t feel like folding laundry. Yep, I've done it,

I've done this a time or two. Also if I should iron something, I put it in the dryer for a bit.

I've actually taken clothes from closet, splashed on them then tossed in dryer. I hate to iron!

In fact, my dryer doubles as an iron. Especially with the addition of a Mr Steamy!

In fact, my dryer doubles as an iron. Especially with the addition of a Mr Steamy!
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It's been going around~ Thanks @Steph Bowers ! I have had this several times this year!!!
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I'm using this next time I call out of work. It's not a hangover. It's wine flu.

I am not a huge wine drinker. I do enjoy it from time to time. This is more less for my wine drinking friends!

) time I was hungover was off of wine and I swore I just had the flu.

It's wine flu - Sanchez. Let's go catch the flu soon!

It's been going around~ Thanks @Steph Bowers ! I have had this several times this year!!!

It's been going around~ Thanks @Steph Bowers !  I have had this several times this year!!!

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