Dog: What is it? Me: It's a tree. Dog: Can I eat it? Dog: *stares blankly* Me: What? Dog: I'm gonna eat it. Me: Once your ass gets a stomach ache I'm gonna let you stay there and grovel in pain because you should have listened.
Force Fields and Cloaks of Invisibility Finally a Reality! At last force fields and invisibility cloaks are on the way ! Every science fiction fan knows that force fields are what protect you from plasma rockets or torpedoes (or whatever they are.