Made of “velveteen flesh and super soft fleece fat,” My First Bacon—when loaded with batteries and squeezed—emits just a single, hypnotically spoken phrase from its moving robotic lips: “I’m Bacon.”

Made of “velveteen flesh and super soft fleece fat,” My First Bacon—when loaded with batteries and squeezed—emits just a single, hypnotically spoken phrase from its moving robotic lips: “I’m Bacon.”

hahaha...I've gotten over the "you're too cute to be punished" thing, but this is hilarious and so true...in the beginning :)

hahaha...I've gotten over the "you're too cute to be punished" thing, but this is hilarious and so true...in the beginning :)

Now all they need is egg-flavored floss and breakfast would be complete.  Bacon-flavored toothpaste.  Unusual flavors of toothpaste | Chill Hour

Now all they need is egg-flavored floss and breakfast would be complete. Bacon-flavored toothpaste. Unusual flavors of toothpaste | Chill Hour

A bacon band aid to prove that bacon cures anything. | Community Post: 11 Sizzling Bacon Accessories To Satisfy Your Cravings

Community Post: 11 Sizzling Bacon Accessories To Satisfy Your Cravings

A bacon band aid to prove that bacon cures anything. | Community Post: 11 Sizzling Bacon Accessories To Satisfy Your Cravings

Maybe this should be under food but REALLY who wants bacon flavored frosting?  I LOVE BACON but no WAY!

Maybe this should be under food but REALLY who wants bacon flavored frosting? I LOVE BACON but no WAY!

Anti-theft lunch bags.  Gross.  Funny.  Effective.

Theft Deterrent Moldy Sandwich Bags

You can't actually buy Diet Coke with bacon in the stores but this was released as a collectors item.

Diet Coke With Bacon

You can't actually buy Diet Coke with bacon in the stores but this was released as a collectors item.

Your move, Mexico...  (Ok, I may have to pin this in another board, too...)

Decided to Try Making a Bacon Weave Taco

Your move, Mexico... (Ok, I may have to pin this in another board, too...)

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