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Really, is it too much to ask?

"We should have mannequins with bellies and thighs that touch and hips that don't lie." I love and adore Ellen

Thinking Of A Valentine's Card For Your Crush?

Thinking Of A Valentine's Card For Your Crush?

The perfect card when you find yourself kind of dating someone on Valentine's Day. Every time I read this I smile. :: Emily McDowell Awkward Dating Card by Urban Outfitters

Everything Healthy

Hahahahaha too funny- true for people that wear workout clothes TOO much!

Time bomb soda. Or a sticky game of hot potato. You pass a bottle of diet soda with an ice cube with a Mentos frozen in it.

Freeze mentos in ice cubes, then serve in soda. When ice cube melts, the mento is left and then you have an exploding soda! Haha this is hilarious.would be cute for a boys birthday party- outside!

Shaving is literally my worst nightmare.....

Yeah, I’d shave my legs for you. Maybe.

"Shakesbear" -- Can you recite the next line from memory? Grammar & Writing Blog | Grammarly

But soft what light through yonder window breaks it is the east and Juliet is the sun

Hahaha seriousuly. I'm so awkward around attractive people. I apologize ahead of time...

Funny Confession Ecard: Chances are that if you think I'm awkward, I think you're hot.

I don't get it...?

remember neighbors dogs name dont remember neighbors nam - Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin


The Hangover: Comraderie in Essence

i would.

you're the type of boy i'd make a sandwich for. Cause Lord knows if some random lazy ass scrub asks me to make him a damn sandwich I will go OFF on his ass. But you, sweetie. turkey or ham?

26 Pieces of Stand Up Comedy Gold - Gallery | eBaum's World

26 Pieces of Stand Up Comedy Gold

Vegans: "I like cows and bees more than the immigrants who pick the vegetables I eat." It's a decent point.

Nobody touches my Shakeology

Funny pictures about Seriously. am I? Oh, and cool pics about Seriously. am I? Also, Seriously. am I?

Smell,that smelly smell, the kind of smell that smells,smelly.

I wonder what my house smells like. I hope mine smells like peppermint

i laughed way too hard at this... New Life Goal!!!

If you plan on camping you need to have the best sleeping bag around. To do this, you should check out all the sleeping bags, like the Aircee DriDown bag.


Best draw something picture ever. Why cant I draw like this with my apparently fat finger?