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That moment when you text your ex like I love you..take me back and theyre like  Me too, of course and Im like APRIL FOOLS BITCH!!

That moment when you text your ex like I love you.take me back and theyre like Me too, of course and Im like APRIL FOOLS BITCH!

That annoying moment when you pull up to work and it isn't engulfed in flames.

That annoying moment when you pull up to work and it isn't engulfed in flames. I really like my job, but this is hilarious. I have felt this many times in the past.

I wish you could just "abracadabra" the bitch away...people would be a lot more fun if they had less bitch.

I wish you could just "abracadabra" the bitch away.people would be a lot more fun if they had less bitch. There's one person who comes to mind right now

Hahaha love this. What comes around, goes around.. keep bitching to your friends about me. I love hearing about it :)

Hahaha love this. What comes around, goes around. keep bitching to your friends about me. I love hearing about it :)

Fuck that shit... Definitely me

QUOTE, Woman: 'I'm a lady, but fuck that shit is still a perfectly acceptable substitute for the word no.

Smiling at the bitch who hates you just to piss her off even more.

Smiling at the bitch who hates you just to piss her off even more, because niceness kills.

Spray the Bitch Away Aromatherapy Spray #FancyGiving

An aromatherapy spray/perfume for when you're irritated, pissed off, annoyed, tired, frustrated or have an overall bad attitude! Spray generously in your environs and breathe in mist.

It's just funny

It's just funny

May your most recently devised subterfuge fool a suitable mate into loving who you claim to be.

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