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Oed satire essays A satirical utterance; a speech or saying which ridicules and criticizes a person, thing, or quality. Also as a mass noun: satirical speech.

Threek forks

My friend has really tiny forks and really big forks and they both have three prongs instead of four so I started calling them threeks and now her whole family calls them that too

17 Hilarious American-Canadian Differences, According To Tumblr

17 Hilarious American-Canadian Differences, According To Tumblr

"oh deary me I am terribly sorry that wasn't where I should have been going oh what a silly sausage I am"

"oh deary me I am terribly sorry that wasn't where I should have been going oh what a silly sausage I am" bumblebee

If I have a child, these parents will be me.

I'm doing this some day only with Irish accent hahha <<<I'm going to try to fake a different accent with each of my future children and I'll have a bunch of kids with different accents

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The Name of the Game

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Um yeah. I do this all the time. And also I imagine if I had time travelers visiting from the middle ages. I couldn't feed them anything. Or food is so full of chemicals and hormones

Um yeah. I do this all the time. And also I imagine if I had time travelers visiting from the middle ages. I couldn't feed them anything. Or food is so full of chemicals and hormones

Lol. If i have multiple children I just want to have them all wear each others hand me downs or something like they're fucking children

*grows up* *is clearly a dinosaur* “Ummmm what are you?” “I’m a dinosaur” “That’s not what I meant” “IMMA DINOSAUR”

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