Matt Smith being adorable. In order to be the doctor: Use the word Wellllll. Combined with the Matt Smith effect (see photo above). Run around yelling DALEKS. Your Doctor lesson for beginners is complete.
Don't Drunk Text a DOCTOR WHO Fan
Excuse the language. It's what you get for drunk texting a Whovian. I hope this person spent all night walking around graveyards all night looking for the TARDIS