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Music in car

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

Yep, that's right.

Totally me in a haunted house! Or yeah.basically anywhere dark.

I would always be in the mood for that. Lmao.

Universe I'm in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars. I promise I do good things for others with the money.

I am laughing.....but it is true!!!

I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 were interested, I told him gas, electric and cable.

Good Scissors Tea-towel for @Lean Ni Chuilleanain

save the sewing scissors for sewing. The hair-cutting scissors for hair. But do have some good, sturdy kitchen shears. Took me years to figure out how handy scissors are in the kitchen.

Day 4

The typical workweek.oh yes I'll have to figure out in days how long I've worked at my job and put it up in my cube Held hostage 445 days. Yes my boss has a sense of humour


I have 3 moods: Skip every song on my ipod. 2 Let the music play without interruption. Play the same song on repeat for days.


a día, taking naps sounds so childish I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses. I love to take about three horizontal life pauses per day,

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant. - so true!

Hahaha! Would you actually need a map, or just remember them all like a serial killer?

I can think of 1 or 2 teenagers that this might apply to. Any other teachers agree with me?