I was at the Senior Center today and failed a health and safety course that was put on for us old fogies. One of the questions was "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fucking big ones was apparently the wrong answer!"
"Storm in a cupcake: How Miranda star sparked pandemonium after question over 'edible glitter' she used on Great British Bake Off reveals it's 'not to be consumed'" How can you put something on a cupcake and not know if whether it's safe to eat or not? [Just sayin'!]