The asshole who chose to drink and drive, put my brother in the morgue. Someone who never drank or did drugs in his life, killed by a selfish 3 time drunk driving offender. If u drink in drive, f*ck u!
I was dying reading these out loud in my living room, but my roommate does not think any of these are funny. I feel sorry for him and his lack of ability to make fun of hipster pictures.«««lol the lamp one 😂