Diamonds are nice, but I'd rather have steel, lead, and brass. ;) - Girls who hunt and fish are a rare gift from God and deserve bigger diamonds.

Girls who like huntin', fishin' and guns aren't weird. They're a rare gift from god. Them girls deserve bigger diamonds. CANT ARGUE WITH THAT.

Pediatrics!

hahaha, this is SO me! Every time I hold a baby, I have to talk my ovaries down like a hostage negotiator. 18 to life, man. I know it smells good! Stay with me!

The line would be shorter if you just filled out your deposit ticket!

The line would be shorter if you just filled out your deposit ticket

My favorite variation: "Can you spell your last name for me?" "Jimmy."

43 Reasons Why Growing Up In Florida Was Paradise On Earth

fucking old people drivers, one almost killed us the other day, went straight through a stop sign, no attempt at stopping. If they can't read the signs, they shouldn't be allowed to drive.

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I thought I had 101 dollars but it was just my bank statement saying lol

Seriously, just get up and go do it.

Seriously, just get up and go do it.

If you start remembering things that you did not do. then its time to stop lying. Actual Advice Mallard meme - Cast your vote, share, discuss and browse similar memes

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