"Eating dried noodles again? Trust me, anime ain't getting any realer because of it." "Oh my, buying all those chocolate bunnies for your kid? Prepare to get a salad-crazed rabbit in a few years." "You know that thing will make you night hell, don't you? Fine, fine, just checking." "... okay, this is the third week I've seen you buy pasta so COME HERE AND LET ME PET YOU YOU LONELY THING!"
This is SO true - the sun comes out and we Brits all become sunflowers basking in its rays... until it goes behind a cloud ten minutes later :) Even if that's not what they're doing, I'm going to believe it because it makes me smile.