[Submitted by: John R. McFerren After several instances of Drunk Science, we are prohibiting the viewing of all episodes of Mythbusters involving alcohol until further notice. Anyone caught viewing an episode of Mythbusters while imbibing alcohol during this prohibition will be given Loki-sitting duty for a month.]
[Submitted by: Firestorm17 For obvious reasons, Dr. Banner is no longer allowed to play Angry Birds. Personnel who attempt to involve the Hulk in a “live action” version of the game will be held responsible for all property damage and medical bills. Mr. Stark is advised that developing a smartphone game called “Angry Hulk” is both bad public relations and likely to irritate Dr. Banner.]
“Hulk Will Smash For You” // artwork by Oliver Coipel and Laura Martin (2012) If something has to be explained about this page for the new generation of readers it’s that Captain America is a natural leader. He’s not the strongest guy in the Marvel Universe, but his judgement and leadership are accepted by beings of God-like nature like Thor, by the smartest industrialists and scientific minds like Tony Stark and Hank Pym to even a raging monster like Hulk.
Science Bros Headcanon #107 Bruce is the only person who can tell Tony to ‘put the drink down’ and not have it end in an argument. Tony is the only person who can calm Bruce down and stop him from Hulking out. Fury encourages them to spend time together, because it significantly reduces the amount of ‘Miscellaneous Damage’ on the itemized expense list for missions.
Science Bros Headcanon #162 During a battle in which their enemies successfully neutralize the Hulk and come very close to killing Bruce, Tony’s retaliation reminds everyone that Bruce isn’t the only one on the team that you REALLY do not want to piss off.