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I can do without the bacon but alcohol & cookies...can't lie!!

Actually, don't really care about alcohol, and don't waste my time trying to convince myself about cookies or bacon.

"Every boy should have two things: A god, and a mother willing to let him have one."

"Every boy should have two things: A god, and a mother willing to let him have one.

Sometimes it's the only thing on my list

As far as we're concerned at Alakef Coffee Roasters, drinking a great cup of coffee is an accomplishment for sure!

I don't know about you, but I said PUMPKIN pie lattes! O heavens, no! I thought you said "pie and lattes.

Don't care how it happens. Haha

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.

who needs boys? food never disappoints

ThanksFunny Confession Ecard: Everybody has a girlfriend and boyfriend, and Im just over here like I love food .

Where has this been for the past 11 years!!??


How to curse out a kid: Shut the fudge up you little astronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies! That's how you cuss a kid out.

Been there...done that. Lol

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean?

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I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. ALWAYS my thought process