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Suck it..haha. stop bothering me.

So you want to apologize for being an epic douchebag? That will be a big ol' plate of no with a side of suck it.

kind of a keeper

the watching sports thing kind of just started but this is me haha

That awkward moment when you realize that everyone was right... Your ex IS a douchbag. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

That awkward moment when you realize that everyone was right. Your ex IS a douchebag. Sure NOW everyone comes forward saying how uncomfortable he made them feel, and how they knew he's got evil hidden behind him.

"I don't even chase my shots, what makes you think I'll chase after you?"

I hate the quotes on the pastel background, but this is so true. I never chase shots, and should really stop chasing men…

one sided friendships never work...it takes two. People misuse the term friends/bestfriends waaay too much these days!

Funny but not funny.Funny Friendship Ecard: Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.

When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my life alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up. =)

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, Im not going to sit around knitting. Im going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up! the-dark-side

Ijs is altijd goed

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Douchebag

Funny Breakup Ecard: Well its a pity your mother din't teach you how to treat a woman. Fortunately for me, mine taught me how to treat a douchebag.

(2) My Ex is a Whore

lmfao Im not saying shes a slut, but Im pretty sure I saw her vagina on Dirty Jobs.

There are a few people out there I know who could throw this at some people... literally.  :)

Funny Confession Ecard: You call yourself a 'Christian,' but Jesus wasn't a snob who judged people for their imperfections.You may wanna get your Bible out & check up on that.

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