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I was lucky to never feel this way!!!

Each month has an average of days.except the last month of pregnancy, which has 1453 days.

This is awesome!

parents do the darndest things the brief expletives. These are hilarious! Jar-Jar Dad, though! omg i am crying laughing in the library! my dad would do some of these things

Demetri Martin... hadn't heard of him til now... dying.

Demetri Martin: One of my all-time favorite comedians<<< I don't know who he is but he sound like a funny guy

Things people have said in their sleep

Things people have said in their sleep

15 Funniest things people say in their sleep. I used to be a sleep talker/walker. Have said some crazy things! remember when I thought I was in my radio and then knocked myself out?

The itsy bitsy spider-man went up the water spout, down came the rain, and washed spider-man out. Up came the sun and dried up all the rain, and the itsy bitsy spider-man crawled up the spout again. ~The Honorable T-Rex~

This cartoon is just hilarious. Aunt May says “I’ll never forget when he was itsy bitsy and got stuck in the water spout”. Spider-Man facepalm to the rescue!

Fun

This would be hilarious! :-) I think that on all electric power companies, water suppliers & cable TV operators should shut down for an hour to scare the crap outta people!

One mans journey to recreate his girlfriends baby photos - Imgur

One man's journey to recreate his girlfriend's baby photos

One man's journey to recreate his girlfriend's baby photos. <--I can't handle this; this is adorable and awkward and so, so great. <-- I'd marry this guy.

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A bunch of burn outs.

Jim Gaffigan is the best! "Have you tried the hot pocket hot pocket? It's a hot pocket filled with a hot pocket. Tastes just like a hot pocket.

Tell them Macllemore

I'm gonna pop some tags! I got twenty dollars in my pocket OMG LOVE THAT SONG💜💜💜💜love thrift stores too.

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