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Allergic to exercise

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

And leggings... too many people eat garbage, spend their life on the couch.... And choose leggings or skinny jeans. Lol. Please don't.

Free and Funny News Ecard: It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.

good to know...@Samantha Watson

"The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low cut blouse." Hey, it keeps people from looking at your hair.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

oh my... so true.

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size 2...God had to be fair.

Funny, smart, and tits & ass? Well yeah, someone has to be perfect -k

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Sadly this is my montra during too many weekends....

If it requires pants and/or a bra, it's not happening today.yep that's me on most Sundays!

250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and eCards | NurseBuff

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

No pants day

Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities. For real! I hate pants and responsibilities!

I'm Living In a Drama-Free Bubble today!

Funny Confession Ecard: I´m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!

That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything. - Happens to me every time I think I have free time!

I hate when that happens in front of my parents

That awkward moment when you're singing a song you used to sing a lot as a kid. AND you suddenly understand the lyrics. (Practically every song ever recorded by Prince!

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