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Sure, I have thrown a Monopoly board...during game play. I was not/am not sorry... So what the little 9 year old was shocked? Boo hoo, he lived through it... It's just a game you say ? Hey,if that's your attitude you will lose get hit by a flying hotel...

Me Now: "Hey, Future Self, just wanted to let you know my extra 20 minutes on Pinterest are more important to me than your sleep time." Future Self: "Whatever. I'll stay up an extra two hours anyway." Next Morning Self: "I hate both of you."

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oh wow- Everyone has been to at least one wedding where all the guests silently have a "pool" on how long it will last. I once gave a bride a flowered item from her registry because no self-respecting man is willing to fight for that in the divorce...

I hate it when spellcheck changes my text to my husband from, 'I love you, Honey' to 'Make your own dinner and jerk off by yourself, Asshole.' HA! Too funny :)

I hate it when spellcheck changes my text to my husband from, 'I love you, Honey' to 'Make your own dinner and jerk off by yourself, Asshole.' HA! Too funny :)

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