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Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.

My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.

Funny ecard - My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car (HUMMER) :) definitely does

This made me laugh out loud

You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one - LOL! We say, keep feet feeling silky smooth in between pedicures with the Qtica Intense Overnight Foot Repair Balm

awesome Most Funny Quotes :Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys...

awesome Most Funny Quotes :Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys...

esp since you keep pawning her off and taking things away from her for your own selfish reasons. It's HER TURN to live. not yours. not yours anymore.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

True story... I think I would just save my energy for the coming fight.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Free, Breakup Ecard: Lesson one: Only trust people who like big butts... They cannot lie.

I read this as "trust people who HAVE big butts" and that excited me. because I have a big butt.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

100 million sperm... And you were the fastest??? :)

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

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ecard ~ The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have.

Hahaha 😂 So true! That used to be a favorite past time for me and a friend at the gym: making up nicknames for people. Ya gotta do something to pass the time!