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Even I were drinking alone- don't judge me! Momma needs a glass of wine BECAUSE of the kids!

“You wanna hear how good bacon is? To improve other food they wrap it in bacon. If it wasn't for bacon  we wouldn't even know what a water chestnut is. You wanna hear how good bacon is?” Jim Gaffigan

Brotip - 'People who say "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels," have obviously never had bacon.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer. That's soooo true! I finally got my computer working and my house is a mess.

Always! Hahah.

Funny pictures about First thing I do when I'm lost. Oh, and cool pics about First thing I do when I'm lost. Also, First thing I do when I'm lost.

: ) I love this! If only! Haha...

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the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Cleaning house while the kids are home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.

Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

ha ha! I know someone who would then say "put your big boy pants on, and go kick ass"

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it, they say. But what if I can't find my big girl panties?

It might be a little true...

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

Or like one of the three stooges slapping your face and head repeatedly!

I don't like spiders and snakes, but.act like a black belt when I walk into a spider web

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