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If you can hear the ocean, it's time to put on a clean bra.

Me rn

You see theres better things to do than homework . Parents call this a distarction it actually homework

"Oh you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you?" "What do you mean?" "You're a regulation hottie." -Mean Girls

When I see really attractive people in public I just laugh because I know if we lived in the aztec culture they'd be sacrificed to me for their beauty.

I wish women's jackets had inside pockets

Can we talk about how UNFAIR it is that women’s jackets don’t have inside pockets but men’s jackets do? <- because if I had inside pockets I would always have a wand or a sonic :)