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This is so unbelievably true. Clearly I do not jog.

Fitness Humor: If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there ❥

There's days I just tell them in a way without actually cussing! I'm notorious for that. I'm still cussing them in my head when it happens, tho!

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And it’s only Tuesday.

And it’s only Tuesday.

HA! yeah.

I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood and i have no problem with going out the same way.well ok

Bahahaha go away aliens!

The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.

ツ298 said no I'm here to lie an cheat on you an my wife then lie to you both an the blame everyone but myself at least this Valentine day will be amazing with out you !! So glad to get that shit off my shoulders thank you muah good luck on your missions of mental evaluations you both need serious help muah

Sign for home minibar - The Officer Said, "You Drinking" I Said,"You Buying" We Just Laughed and Laughed. I Need Bail Money wood Sign Funny Alcohol Sign.