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If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood. thiebauld

If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood. If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood.

Pausing on a Comedic Note | Designs By Katy

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

stupid people

I think it should be that mean, selfish, self absorbed, overbearing, arrogant (narcissistic) people shouldn't breed. I can live with stupid but I can't live with hateful.

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Real talk... When I was a kid I would get grounded for reading so much, because it cut into my sleep and I'd be a horrible rage-filled monster to deal with in the morning...

I have a terrible sleeping disorder, it's called reading. ( I have insomnia too.but reading "fixes" it.) this is my daughter was me now i only read in the summer outside in the sun lol.

Try Not To Worry Quotes | meant to be. I am my past, my present and who I want to be. I’m not ...

I am me. I'm who I'm meant to be. I am my past, my present and who I want to be.

I've been practicing all my life

sillylittleme: “ annesarabia: “ It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces :] ” I KNOW RIGHT? :D ” I have so much Skill I should be an athlete then ;

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