Dog: What is it? Me: It's a tree. Dog: Can I eat it? Dog: *stares blankly* Me: What? Dog: I'm gonna eat it. Me: Once your ass gets a stomach ache I'm gonna let you stay there and grovel in pain because you should have listened.
"Woke up in the morning to find my 80 pound Irish Setter on top of my 5 foot armoire. I have no idea how long he was up there." ~ Dog Shaming shame - I think this is a dogs version of a joke since they can't speak Not my dog but still funny