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and Coach bag.....and mani/pedi.....and house full of new furniture. They love to call our church and beg, too. And then scream at us about being un-Christian when we won't give them money......the kind of people who suck the nice right out of me.

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse. Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Just curious... What part of that outfit made you look in the mirror and say, 'YES. This is how I choose to represent myself today.' ?

Just curious... What part of that outfit made you look in the mirror and say, 'YES. This is how I choose to represent myself today.' ?

parmesan cheese containter lids will fit on mason jars!    How about keeping baking soda by the sink for a mildly abrasive cleanser. Or flour near where you kneed your bread - just sprinkle on the counter.

Did You Know? Parmesan Lids Fit On Canning Jars

parmesan cheese containter lids will fit on mason jars! How about keeping baking soda by the sink for a mildly abrasive cleanser. Or flour near where you kneed your bread - just sprinkle on the counter.

What I say to Neil.    :-)    Google Image Result for http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1339381728219_7928555.png

What I say to Neil. :-) Google Image Result for http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1339381728219_7928555.png

Thank you for updating Facebook again with what you ate for dinner. The suspense was killing me.

Thank you for updating Facebook again with what you ate for dinner. The suspense was killing me.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  ☀CQ #southern #quotes #ecards

Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ☀CQ #southern #quotes #ecards

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