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and Coach bag.....and mani/pedi.....and house full of new furniture. They love to call our church and beg, too. And then scream at us about being un-Christian when we won't give them money......the kind of people who suck the nice right out of me.

I love that our friendship is based on inappropriate humor, witty sarcasm, fun shenanigans, complete weirdness, and an amazing understanding of it all. | Friendship Ecard

I love that our friendship is based on inappropriate humor, witty sarcasm, fun shenanigans, complete weirdness, and an amazing understanding of it all. | Friendship Ecard

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

If people could hear the five seconds after we hit end call, we would all have no friends.

If people could hear the five seconds after we hit end call, we would all have no friends.

Funny Family Ecard: Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of 6. . . Your minivan had me under the impression you were wild & single.

Funny Family Ecard: Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of 6. . . Your minivan had me under the impression you were wild & single.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.

I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

Funny Family Ecard: So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside. That's what your fat little ass is playing with today.

Funny Family Ecard: So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside. That's what your fat little ass is playing with today.

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