when i first saw a picture of my ex's new baby mama,i thought i was seeing really proof that trolls exist,she has a huge forehead(they do have hair clubs for women too,maybe she doesn't know) and that she was butt fucking ugly! I LOVE KARMA!
I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.
Flintstoning this bitch
My point Exactly~ :D Calvin Klein model~ Goes with VS~ Angel :D
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Brotips - 'You don't have to have sex to cheat. Once you find yourself deleting texts, you're probably almost there.
screenshots always tell the truth lmfao!
It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.
Every girl’s dream is to have her guy wake her up at 3 in the morning to say “Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you. You wake me up at 3 in the morning, I’ll kill you.
I told my ex I felt like killing him, and he said I needed professional help. So I hired a hitman.
It's a public service really.) my-thoughts-exactly