I REALLY DON’T GIVE A DAMN that you slept through breakfast. That’s no excuse to eat cold pizza wheneverthefuck you eventually drag your ass outta bed. You’re blurring meal times, nothing wrong with that. But don’t go wait in a fucking line at some.
Five simple fucking ingredients in this bitch right here. LAVENDER LEMONADE 5 cups of water c sugar c Meyer lemon juice, about 6 lemons juice of half a lime 4 sprigs of fresh lavender makes about 1 quart of chill the fuck out
WATERMELON CUCUMBER SLUSHIE 3 pounds of watermelon (frozen) ½ cup skinned, chopped cucumber juice from 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons) fresh mint leaves ¾ cup coconut or tap water 1 teaspoon agave, maple syrup, or honey (optional)
Agua Fresca: 6 cups of fruit (cantaloupe, strawberries, pineapple, watermelon, etc) 1 cup of ice 3 cups of water 3 tablespoons of lime juice 3 tablespoons of agave or cane sugar pinch of salt Toss in a blender and zap it.