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Please don't let my nice smile and politeness cause you to believe that I have my shit together, or that I'm a good person.

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I have a male relative who grows all his own vegetables. Some, he grows right in his offset printing shop, next to his printers and paper folders and stuff. Pretty neat!

Unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.