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The first day of school is like waking up on Christmas.. except I'm more excited to receive homework then to see my friends..

I have PMS, ADD & OCD. I want to kill you, but I can't focus on that right now, I have to go wash my hands. totally me!

Too true!

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.

Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick. this goes out to those that can't shut the fuck up about themselves.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 75% off.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always off.

So me today running on 4 hrs of sleep! Got back from vacation yesterday, worked last night, picked up the pup, and went to work this am at 7. So. Much. To. Clean.

I feel like I should clean house, so I am going to lay down until the feeling passes.

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, "Oh, there I am!" | Family Ecard

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

I'm flexible

Funny Flirting Ecard: As long as everything is EXACTLY the way I want it, I am totally flexible.

I love running though, it's just wayy too hot.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

No idea why I'm posting this under "Humor." Must be because I don't have a topic for "Sad Truths We All Have to Face."

Everyday that I have off. During work days I'm usually thinking, "I have x amount of things to accomplish today and zero time to do it!" On my days off, however, it's more like. "I don't think this is free time. I think this is forgetting time.

I HATE when that happens! ! Even worse, If It's in my car & they Have the nerve to tURN it DOWN!  Like damn.

you're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal.SO TRUE!

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

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