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"My sarcasm will probably get me killed. One day someone could hold a knife to me and I'd probably say "what are you gonna do, stab me?""

"I don't like sharing my music because it's like my personal journal, so if you don't like my songs it's as though you're rejecting me as a person...."

"I'm an attractive, well educated, classy, and honest woman... who farts, pees in the shower, forgets to brush, and wears the same bra at least 10 times before I wash it."

22 Jokes About Motivation That Will Make You Laugh Then Cry

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Read this aloud, it will impact you deeper. Tell me, are there people in your life that you need to let go of? Be honest... are there excessive thoughts, overthinking and mental blocks that you've created for yourself? Do you agree that it's time for you to take back control? In 2017, my entire purpose is to help you look within. Every writing, every video and every book will be about YOU! I want you to realize that YOU are the source. Are you with me? -- Let's start off by reading my…

""Elevator music" is a widely known concept, yet I've never been in an elevator that plays music "

I WANT THIS CAT!!! IM GOING TO STEAL THIS CAT AND NO ONE IS STOPPING ME!!!!!

This is always me..😂😂 • • Credit: @mrillcdat52

This is always me.. Credit: @mrillcdat52