Don't smoke. Smoked once though when i was a child. All i remember is nicking a fag and hiding in the toilet late at night. Dont blame me, there were a lot of people around me at the time who smoked so i thought i'd give it a try haha.
No ploughman's is complete without this. Let it mellow in a dark cool cupboard for 1 month before eating. This is the best piccalilli I've ever had. Pile it onto your plate with a ploughman's or spice up ham and colcannon with a generous dollop.