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Thats what true friends are all about! Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule, but love people who never look at their schedule when you need them.

~said the triage nurse

Funny Workplace Ecard: Sweetie, I'm gonna need you to put those few remaining brain cells together and work with me here, okay?

Lmao this will be saved for when my time comes to actually have a baby and not just pin about it.

What to say to a pregnant friend (and what not to say)

Haha I often feel this way about random people telling me things.

Free, Encouragement Ecard: I basically only like people when they're funny, or when they leave me alone.

And I do know how to dispose a body where it will never be found. #taxidermy

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. Actually, I've killed many people more than three times.

"whenever I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let nearby thieves know I mean business"

More like three times! I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.

Yes! I get stuck behind people who don't have their shit together ALL THE TIME! Then they take 10 minutes to write a check. Who in the hell writes checks anymore?????

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

Friendship

This is so true in my life. Not sure why I always have to be the one to reach out first. I'm done being that person, friendship is a 2 way street. If you don't have "time" to contact me, then don't expect me to contact you.

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