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THE TRUTH IN HUMOR! Funny Reminders Ecard: Just remember: Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade.

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I can buy my own drinks, I can pay my own bills, I can make my own orgasms. you're just here for my amusement sweetheart.

Anniversary

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

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'Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it is probably shit' Hilarious e-card

It's amazing how much more attractive you are when I'm ovulating.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You had me at 'Lets go to Disney World'. My husband proposed to me on our second date (the day after our first date) standing in line for tix at Disney World. We have been married almost 27 years AWWWWW!

Oh, you have tattoos, facial hair and ride a Harley? Excuse me while I remove my clothes. #harleydavidsonclothing

Oh, you have tattoos, facial hair and ride a Harley? Excuse me while I remove my clothes.

I don't need to defend myself...you are the liar, the cheat, and the fraud!  Too bad I can't deport your fucking ass!!!!  If I found a lawyer who would revoke your citizenship, I would go all the way....and don't you think I wouldn't consider it!!!!!!!!!

'Ish - If you're considering artificial flowers for your wedding, call the county and get on the Justice of the Peace's calendar.

This was typical - you lie, I find out & confront you, then you deflect by saying all I do is bitch. But it always started with your lies and deceit

Sweetie, the amount of nagging & bitching I do is directly proportionate to the amount of lying, cheating, douchebag that you are.

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