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An affection erection

I like you so much that when ever I see you I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, but a boner in my heart. A heart boner. A heart-on. An affection erection.

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True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Sometimes, I think,'One day I'm going to roll my eyes so far I'll go blind.' There is just so much STUPID in this world.

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

I'm reaching that age...  [More like this at https://www.pinterest.com/yrauntruth/grow-up-age-croning/ ]

Riley & Company Funny Bones Cling Mounted Stamp - I've Reached The Age

Deja VU , Deja Voo, Deja Moo, The feeling that you've heard this Bull before, Funny

Today was going great until people.

"Today was going great until people." That sums up A LOT of my days.

Drugs aren't helping! Bwahahaha! > Switch to beer, Switch to beer... no, sorry that's a song I heard on Bob and Tom...

"i usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness." but you really shouldn't trust the crazies.

Don't be fooled

Don't be fooled. Under this cold bitchy exterior is a fiery core of absolute insanity coated in athin layer of "I can be sweet if I wanna"