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Story of my life.

Cleaning is hard

i can't clean my room because i get distracted by all the cool stuff i find.i should have used this when my mom asked me to clean my room when i was a kid

@Morgan Pendleton why does this remind me of u? :) miss u!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

Daniel Tosh. Boy knows what's up. Stupid Capri Sun... haha

i don't think i could ever stab someone. i mean, let's be honest. i can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun!

Sounds prehistoric

Fact: In the future I will tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever. So true!

#sotrue all the time

I pretty much say omg I hate this damn song. And then sing the whole thing in a mocking tone, just so everyone knows. I really hate this song.

- "I Can Relate: Going Shopping w/Money & Nothing to Find; Going Shopping w/out Money & Wanting Everything in Sight"

thats what i've been trying to say all along!!!

Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

I feel this way about 3 ppl exactly.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

My friend has 6 locks on her door. She said her theory is to only lock 3. That… #MaVi|#Logic

my friend has 6 locks on her door. she said theory is to only lock three. that way, if a thief tries to pick the locks, he'll always be locking three of them no matter how he does it.

Welcome to Germaphobia! A blog post.

hahaha this is perfect. 5 second rule. funny thing, i never knew about the 5 second rule till I worked in a restaurant.

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

Marriage is marriage

Marriage is like a deck of cards (always good to have a sense of humor in marriage) Truth in humor

"What are you waiting on?"  "The light to change."  "Um, Carla...it's a stop sign."  Stuff happens.

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

Always my go to coping mechanism haha

That awkward moment when they don't have a dog.or cat.or any pets.

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

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