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It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

and then you kick yourself for not saying it....aaaaarrrrgggg

Me all the time. It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about all the clever shit you could ahve said

Moms terminologies and acronyms can actually be altered oftentimes. Crazy  right?

Guess who's got a smart phone! Crazy Funny Texts from Mom. Her Auto Corrects and fumblings are absurd! Hilarious& embarrassing parents texts are seriously nuts

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I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

 For real!

{QUOTE OF THE DAY} November 2011

My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like. I look better in the mirror, that's for sure.

Guilty! Happens every night..

I do this from the basement to the top of the stairs every night after using the treadmill.

Soooo screwed!

This made me giggle. Post yours! - Page 6

Stupid...or What...Didn't we all think this way?

remember when we were young, how we couldn't wait to be grown up? Wow, were we stupid or what?

no kidding..

Funny Quote - Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Walmart but only 4 registers will be open - Funny Pictures, Quotes, Videos and More!

Why does snoop dogg need an unbrella

it's so sad and pathetic but I actually laughed out loud.how bout the guy holding the umbrella. I hold the umbrella for Snoop Dogg shizzle.

I know right?!

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

I'm right anyway.

This is totally how I feel about my mom when she is telling me how I should cook things step by step. I know she's only trying to help, but I will never learn if I don't try it on my own.

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Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Very technical, but it is very true. You wouldn't want your life to be just lemon water, now, would you?

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thin then.I wish I was as thin as I was when I went to Tops for the first time because I thought I was too fat!

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