@Lauren Michelle we wouldn't ever have to go to a real bar, we could shop for things we don't need and drink! And there's still a certain amount of crazy there, so we'd still have our criticizing sessions.
Another reason why I'm glad I had sons. (Confession: I'd originally only wanted daughters. Guess I forgot about the screaming. For some girls, it begins while they're tots and continues through those wonderful teen years. *shudder*)