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Short people problem #38. Having to leap across puddles that normal people step over.

Short people problem #38. Having to leap across puddles that normal people step over.

When people ask how I see to drive I explain about my cushion.....it sounds more mature than pillow...really.

When people ask how I see to drive I explain about my cushion.....it sounds more mature than pillow...really.

Short People Problem #142: Doesn't even matter; I'm still short with heels when they aren't wearing any shoes. #womp

Short People Problem #142: Doesn't even matter; I'm still short with heels when they aren't wearing any shoes. #womp

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME? I LITERALLY SAT ON A PILLOW IN THE CAR, DO THE SUN DIDNT BLIND ME ONCE.

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME? I LITERALLY SAT ON A PILLOW IN THE CAR, DO THE SUN DIDNT BLIND ME ONCE.

Alllll the time! But its true I can wear between a 2-3 in kids which translates to a 5 in womens and I can't open jars of peanut butter from Sams Club I would  literally have to stretch the ligaments in my hands which hurts!

Alllll the time! But its true I can wear between a 2-3 in kids which translates to a 5 in womens and I can't open jars of peanut butter from Sams Club I would literally have to stretch the ligaments in my hands which hurts!

I used to have a shirt that said this... and I just saw a shirt at Christmas that said, "I'm not short, I'm ELF-sized!"

I used to have a shirt that said this... and I just saw a shirt at Christmas that said, "I'm not short, I'm ELF-sized!"

I'm 5'0" and my hubby is 6'2." Our daughter is 5'5". It worked for us!

I'm 5'0" and my hubby is 6'2." Our daughter is 5'5". It worked for us!

OMG! Those are the one type of jokes that will REALLY piss me off. I am usually OK with most short or blonde jokes...but not Ooompa Loompa jokes. They make me want to punch someone.

OMG! Those are the one type of jokes that will REALLY piss me off. I am usually OK with most short or blonde jokes...but not Ooompa Loompa jokes. They make me want to punch someone.

Ya, I've had to do this. Sometimes people volunteer after they see me jumping.

Ya, I've had to do this. Sometimes people volunteer after they see me jumping.